Gifts You Would Want: A Crowd-Sourced Gift Guide with a Prize – 2024 Edition – deadline extended
Last year, instead of putting out a typical holiday gift guide, I put together a gift giveaway. It was fun, but I think I started it too late in the season, so I’m starting it early this year.

This idea came about mainly because I’m just one person with specific tastes who isn’t especially attuned to new products, which is not great for coming up with a gift guide for thousands of people. I did alright for a while, I think (here’s one of them), but generally a gift guide with ideas from a broader range of people will be more useful.
So I’m asking: what’s one thing you’d like to get this holiday season? (…that costs no more than $75)
Post your answer in the comments. If you do, you’ll be entered into a drawing, the prize of which is your choice of any one of the suggested gifts, either your own or someone else’s (provided the gift is within the rules—see below).
Your suggestion should include at least the name of the gift. Feel free to add a description of it and a link to it. (It needn’t be philosophy-related, though it of course could be.)
The drawing will only take place if there are at least fifty different eligible gifts suggested. If more than 150 different eligible gifts are suggested, there will be two winners drawn.

Yours truly, in a scene from last year’s selection of the gift giveaway winner
The deadline for suggestions is Monday, December 9th Tuesday, December 10th at 11:59pm, or the point at which (unlikely as it is) 1,000 eligible gift suggestions have been submitted, whichever is sooner. The drawing, during which the winner (or winners) will be selected at random, will be recorded and posted here, and will take place sometime that week.
I hope the result is a useful list of good gift suggestions, as well as a little extra fun and excitement for you this holiday season. Now let’s hear some good gift ideas, philosofriends!

Here are the rules:
About the suggestions:
1. One suggestion per person.
2. Each suggested gift should cost less than $75.
3. Gift cards, gift certificates, money, etc. are not eligible suggestions.
4. Suggestions of gratuitously offensive or inappropriate gifts will be deleted at my discretion and the persons suggesting them will be ineligible for the drawing. No, there will be no discussion of this clause in the comments on this post.
5. Gifts which, owing to their weight, fragility, or other condition, require extraordinary shipping costs or efforts may be excluded from the drawing at my discretion.
6. For a gift to be eligible for the drawing, it must be possible to order it online from a device in the United States.
About the suggesters:
7. To enter the drawing, you will need to comment using your real name (at least first name) and your official university/college email address. Your email address will not appear in your published comment. If you regularly use that email address with a pseudonym when commenting here, see the note at the end of this post. If you are a regular visitor to or commenter on Daily Nous but do not have a “.edu” address, you are welcome to make a suggestion but your eligibility for the drawing will depend on my discretion at recognizing you as a regular visitor and being able to get in touch with you via a working email address.
8. Every once in a while, some comments that shouldn’t get trapped in the spam filter do, sometimes the commenting system malfunctions, and sometimes the site goes down, etc. In short, there’s no guarantee a submitted comment will actually show up, though within reason I’ll do what I can to check for “lost” comments.
About the drawing:
9. The drawing will only happen if there are fifty (50) or more different eligible suggestions made. If more than 150 different eligible gifts are suggested, there will be two winners drawn.
10. The drawing will come to a close either at 11:59pm on Monday, December 9th or when 1,000 different eligible suggestions have been made, whichever comes first.
11. The drawing will take place between Tuesday, December 10th and Friday, December 13th. It will be recorded and posted at Daily Nous.
12. If, by the time of the drawing, the chosen gift is sold out, backordered into 2024, or otherwise no longer available, the winner will have the option of requesting an alternative gift of comparable value.
13. The winning gifts will be ordered soon after the drawing. Shipping is obviously out of my control, so I can make no assurances about when the gifts will arrive, or their condition, etc.
(I may have forgotten to include something in this list of rules, in which case I may update it later.)
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An hourglass so you can put your phone out of reach and have a low-tech timekeeper for work or rest.
For someone with an adventurous dog:
Airtag + holder for dog collar
History of Middle Earth box set
https://www.amazon.com/Histories-Middle-Earth-Volumes-1-5/dp/0345466454/ref=mp_s_a_1_8?crid=38N1CLW5P9JCO&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ubt_tBYwIIqH5c9tdIaLQTmQquSD7G5De-WzpDMUDIaNRCtdgXWL6YJVNvSB510tSjEPNm1ncestMmt3nOjooDueFJAd8xTy_79KHiQpzVqKlKvUZfwYmIZdIKbTyiZJbtmlrbCwys5NNiFv9OhVVN4LujunrZgkZV7ZoyXLTsDQxW9VoOaQ3mezB7GDyMYhcYNYI77KA6xf7zgrgtdXBw.-p_V6Hw80vq0tbQsb1fVjk51aYqRKw4jY7GKrplzbeY&dib_tag=se&keywords=history+of+middle+earth+box+set&qid=1732715944&sprefix=history+of%2Caps%2C290&sr=8-8
A vertical mouse for a desktop computer or to add to a laptop. It’s way more ergonomical than a traditional mouse and can save people from shoulder pain and tension.
A climbing harness, for those days when problem-solving with one’s body is the antidote to a mental block: https://www.rei.com/product/167823/mammut-ophir-3-slide-harness-womens
A collapsible silicon kettle and some good instant coffee (it exists now!) or tea, to make hotel stays more pleasant. Or pair it with a small french press…
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07YRT7WJ9/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Stupidly beautiful chocolate, because the idea of having more stuff to have to find a place for in my house makes me dread Christmas. https://kateweiserchocolate.com/products/15-piece-gift-box
The original aeropress coffee-maker: cheap, portable, good coffee
https://aeropress.com/products/aeropress-coffee-maker
Complete Works of Aristotle, Vol. 1 https://a.co/d/0pfV3EM so I can take my Aristotelian license
A Kay Bojesen blue mini-monkey.
https://www.rosendahl.com/da/dk/produkter/kay-monkey-monkey-vintage-blue-mini-39361
Regular price: 399,95 Danish Krone = US$ 56.73
This is a luxury item – not a necessity (even if one wants a good life), but certainly something that will improve one’s life if one was given one.
A donation in the recipient’s name to the Shrimp Welfare Project is a good gift. Here are my arguments (in no particular order).
Two gifts–because I can’t choose between them–but they’re from the same online shop (and together total less than $75):
(1) “Mice on Toast” glass ornament (https://www.mjtgiftshop.org/collections/frontpage/products/mice-on-toast-glass-ornament). An epistemologist or philosopher of science might see a gift like this as a celebration of knowledge, a way to commemorate how far we’ve come. It comes with an informational pamphlet about how we’ve tried to use mice as remedies to common ailments since Plutarch.
(2) A 48-hour “courting candle,” to use as an elegant timer (https://www.mjtgiftshop.org/collections/all-products/products/48-hour-candle-by-the-hour). Use it to focus on a writing project! Or to let a guest know when their visiting time is up!
The greatest watch in the history of watches — the Casio G-Shock.
https://www.casio.com/us/watches/gshock/product.DW-5600E-1V/
The solar never needs batteries and synchs to an atomic clock.
https://www.casio.com/us/watches/gshock/product.GW-M5610-1/
That is in fact the very one I have, but it is sadly over the budget.
For the medievalists out there, these medieval cat coasters are hard to beat: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/996373289/medieval-cat-coasters-set-of-4?ref=user_profile&bes=1
Thermos Brand Thermos.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JFB2RA6
–To bring coffee to that out-of-the-way place where you do your best thinking.
–Saves money, and wear-and-tear on the environment, because it’s coffee from home.
–16 oz. size, because everything in moderation.
–A good philosophical conversation piece: “Thermos” is one of those words like “Kleenex” or “Band-Aid.”
One of my dad’s favorite jokes: the Thermos is amazing. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. How does it know?
A nesting box to organise all the pieces of my favourite, bird-themed, game and all its expansions.
Spinoza complete works volume 1 by Edwin Curley—been meaning to get this for months
A Corrupt the Youth sweatshirt featuring a funny take on Socrates’ Apology!
Native wildflower seeds to create a mini-meadow (1000 square feet) that will attract pollinators to my backyard:
https://www.prairiemoon.com/pollinator-palooza-seed-mix
A decent coffee grinder
I agree that this is a great grinder, probably the best for this price.
A TWSBI Mini AL Fountain Pen (silver) for all those who writing / notetaking by hand: https://www.gouletpens.com/products/twsbi-mini-al-fountain-pen-silver!
A lockbox for a phone for those of us who have no self-control.
https://mindsightnow.com/collections/all-products/products/mindsight-timed-lockbox
Plant watering devices for those of us always on the go
https://plantstraws.co/products/plant-straw-small
French cider for when you do not want beer or wine or to bother making a cocktail
https://www.empirewine.com/wine/etienne-dupont-cidre-bouche-brut-de-normandie-2021-h55118/?srsltid=AfmBOoodlxwiHPcuRf4Q87dbIE7zfms3n6tnnezfdFTtmCOigQYvX0RU
A boardgame for when you are too tired to get more than one person to hang out with you:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014DMSTXK/?tag=thewire06-20&linkCode=xm2&ascsubtag=F0401HZV0PSKA90BQ1NCYM0EEJ6N3
The amaryllis from White Flower Farm are reliably gorgeous and would brighten up most offices. Coming back in January can be tough, but a “Striped Amadeus” ($42 in basic pot, plus shipping) could dramatically improve about 10 days! https://www.whiteflowerfarm.com/amaryllis-bulbs-striped-amadeus
Power Despite Precarity: Strategies for the Contingent Faculty Movement in Higher Education by Joe Berry and Helena Worthen. (Hardcopy $26.95, includes ebook)
I would like a lot of these fun $75-or-less gifts, but I’d really like a transformed higher ed landscape to better serve our students, our research, and ourselves.
Giant “Enter” Button to submit papers with a swift karate chop. Frustration-releasing and effective.
I’m not normally one for “haha you’re a philosopher so you’d probably like this vaguely philosophy-adjacent thing” gifts, but I recently discovered the board game Concept (about getting folks to guess all sorts of complex things, people and ideas by creatively using a sparse pictorial grid of basic concepts) and it’s pretty awesome.
If you like to take actual notes on the things you read, then why not treat yourself to a nice pen? And of course you’ll need ink, which Pilot luckily makes in a color appropriate for both the season and philosophical writing generally. Add a fancy notebook and you’re still well under the $75.
A lucky machete for the impending apocalypse:
https://www.amazon.com/Machete-Protective-Gardening-Survival-Bushcraft/dp/B082VYF778/
A medium-weight (e.g., 20lb) kettlebell. Great for short bursts of low-key exercise between rounds of answering emails. They’re also relatively difficult to hurt yourself with.
al-Luzūmiyyāt of al-Ma’arri:
https://www.amazon.com/Lozmeyat-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%84%D8%B2%D9%88%D9%85%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%AA-%D9%84%D8%B2%D9%88%D9%85-%D9%85%D8%A7-%D9%8A%D9%84%D8%B2%D9%85/dp/9953131600
A rock tumbler kit for my favorite travel souvenirs
A lapdesk for when you want to leave your office desk and work from the couch.
A nice leathern (or pleathern) notebook. Perhaps a set, if it’s not too expensive.
I recently switched (back) to writing my papers by hand, and it has been a very good decision. Writing this way is so much more enjoyable.
A Notabag Original!
https://notabag.us/collections/notabag-original
For the running person in your life: running belt plus flask for drinks. E.g. https://flipbelt.com/products/flipbelt-classic-running-belt and https://flipbelt.com/products/arc-water-bottles
Everyone needs Wifi 🙂
A Lego bonsai, for those of us whose offices don’t have much natural light. https://www.target.com/p/lego-icons-bonsai-tree-home-d-233-cor-set-10281/-/A-80130323
I’ve been looking at this 14×16 Ironwood cutting board for a bit.
Amazon.com: Ironwood Gourmet Large End Grain Prep Station Acacia Wood Cutting Board, 14 x 20-Inch, Brown: Cutting Boards: Home & Kitchen
An Anscombe (or Wittgenstein) t-shirt designed by John Holbo. Available here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-Do-What-Happens-Anscombe-by-jholbo/114508501.P0PKY.XYZ I personally would want it in black and size large, but others might want to check out all the options (there are lots of other philosophers) here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jholbo/shop?artistUserName=jholbo&iaCode=u-clothing
A power bank to keep your devices charged and ready to roll on the road.
I’d love this new book, The Pecking Order, by Niko Kolodny.
The Pecking Order: Social Hierarchy as a Philosophical Problem https://a.co/d/gygGXf4