Philosophy Reality TV


Philosophy has had turns on television talk shows, sitcoms, and sci-fi dramas, but a recent news item might prompt thoughts of the possibility of a philosophy-themed reality-TV show.

The news is that one of the women featured in MTV’s show Teen Mom, Amber Portwood, has decided to pursue an education in philosophy. I am not familiar with Ms. Portwood, nor have I ever watched an episode of Teen Mom, but I’ve been informed that calling this turn of events “surprising” would be an understatement. (As I type this I am informed that “calling this turn of events ‘surprising’ would be an understatement” is itself an understatement.)

According to Page Six, Ms. Portwood said, “I believe that educating yourself is the number one thing to help you grow and move forward… So I’m really into philosophers and philosophy right now.” Her favorite philosopher is Epictetus.

Reality television is one of the medium’s most popular genres. Could it be a new direction for public philosophy? As Epictetus could have said, strike while the iron is hot. Now is the time for you to pitch your idea for a philosophy reality television show.

Some ideas:

  • Naked and Afraid but instead of two people who begin their time surviving in the wilderness with just one tool, we have two philosophers who begin their time arguing in the wilderness with just one assumption.
  • The Real Spouses of Philosophy Professors Take The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but instead of following around rich women dealing with the challenges of maintaining suitably lavish lifestyles, it follows middle class people dealing with the challenges of being married to someone who can’t be bothered to wear matching socks but will scrutinize your small talk with surgical precision.
  • The Bachelor meets PhilJobs: job candidates compete against each other to woo a philosophy department into making a commitment to them.

Your suggestions?


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Paul Wilson
Paul Wilson
1 year ago

*The Apprentice Adjunct*: a dozen NYU adjuncts share bills, neuroses, and bodily fluids in an open plan, sixth-story walkup loft in Astoria, while competing for a coveted tenure track job. Volatile department chair famous for pronouncing “you’re fired!”, thinning the herd as the show progresses – and bonding increases, with more privacy and pressure in the loft.Report

Matt
Matt
1 year ago

“Daily Nous*” where seemingly well-reasoned philosophy folks communicate solely through blog comments about contentious issues in philosophy and academia, generally.

*I’ve seen this one—it’s a hoot!Report

MC
MC
1 year ago

‘The Simple Life,’ in which a tenured professor is forced to work as an adjunct and survive on an adjunct salary for a semester.Report

Nick
Nick
1 year ago

I thought I read somewhere about an Eleatic-themed show in the works, “Changing Places” or something like that, but they couldn’t get the first half of the season finished.Report

Paul Wilson
Paul Wilson
1 year ago

*Rabbit-Duck Dynasty*: Wittgenstein scholars compete with fireplace pokers to convince Popperian judge that theirs is the sole correct interpretation.Report

Jon Light
Jon Light
1 year ago

*The Philosophers’ Office*, starting Steve Carell. Mostly centers around department meetings. “Corporate” shows up sometimes, as a dean. First season is about contingency planning for COVID-19. It’d be hysterical.Report

Jussi Suikkanen
Jussi Suikkanen
1 year ago

Jon – I would definitely watch that – a great idea! Personally I would want to see a Shark Tank/Dragon’s Den kind of a show where desperate philosophers pitch papers and projects to a vicious group of second referees in the hope of getting published.Report

MC
MC
1 year ago

‘Philosophy Intervention,’ in which concerned family members intervene to prevent their loved one from pursuing a career in philosophy.Report

DA
DA
1 year ago

*Alvin Plantinga Thanksgiving*: Centers around Plantinga and the return of the son of the great pumpkin.Report

Alan White
1 year ago

“Incorrigible Wars” where philosophers bid against one another on discarded self-contained arguments that touted themselves as proofs. Winners attempt to redeem them, often to find by more professional assessors that they are worthless.Report

Emily
Emily
1 year ago

I feel like Jeopardy! was made for philosophy. We have lots of topics to choose from and we are great at coming up with questions for every answer.Report

Emily
Emily
Reply to  Emily
1 year ago

Hoarders could also work with a focus on books collected (whether purchased, donated, or never returned to the library)Report

Matt H
Matt H
1 year ago

How about “Who Wants To Be A Millian?”Report

Adam Gibbons
Adam Gibbons
Reply to  Matt H
1 year ago

Nathan Salmon beat us to it – see his 1989 paper ‘How to Become a Millian Heir’!Report

Travis Timmerman
1 year ago

Thought Experiments in the Real World:

Have actors simulate famous philosophical thought experiments on unsuspecting philosophers, ideally including philosophers who’ve written on the issue and/or the creators of the thought experiments themselves. See how they react.

Episode 1:
(a) Invite Singer to a fancy suit shop and gift him a new suit of his choice. Have a child pretending to drown in a shallow pond as Singer leaves the shop.

(b) Interview Gettier for a job he’s told he’s guaranteed to get, but then give it someone else who has the same number of coins in their pocket.

(c) Invite Thomson to give a lecture and them place a seemingly rapidly growing baby in the room.

(d) Invite Kamm and Norcross to the opening of a new railroad station. Take Kamm to a lever that, if pulled, would switch the train track to “run” over one person (who’s a plant) instead of five . Take Norcross to an overpass with one of his friends (who’s in on it and so also a plant) as a train is about to “run” over five strangers.Report

Mihaela F.
Mihaela F.
1 year ago

“The Meta Factor”. Invite philosophy professors to compete in weekly shows where they have to produce songs resuming their favorite philosophical theory/author, and play them. Randomly impose them to follow the rules of various musical genres – hip hop, rock, metal, folk etc.Report

Jason Buckley
1 year ago

Epistemology Swap. Two philosophers with radically different perspectives live with one another’s fundamental frameworks about truth and knowledge for a week, and see what it teaches them about their relationships and what really matters.Report