Flavorwire posts a set of (de)motivational posters featuring quotes “from your favorite depressing philosophers.” Philosophers, I think we can do better. My attempts:

These were pretty easy to make by modifying this blank version of the stereotypical corporate motivational poster, but afterwards (of course) I noticed what looks like an even easier method: a corporate motivational poster maker. If you like that style, try it, or go your own way, and then email your poster to me at [email protected] and I can put it up for you.

from Kate Moran:

from Matt Burstein:

from Walter Riker:

from David Boonin:

from David Boonin:

from Adam Omelianchuk:

from Kathryn Pogin:

from Sheralee Brindell:

from an anonymous grad student:

from Jeremy Weissman:

from Erik Angner:

from Erik Angner:

from Michael Potter:

from Michael Potter:

from Natalie Ashton:

from Mark Alfano:

from Mark Alfano:

from Mark Alfano:

from me:

from Andrew Chapman:

from Andrew Chapman:

from Andrew Chapman:

from Andrew Chapman:

from Mark Alfano:

from Alastair Norcross:

from Alastair Norcross:

from Alastair Norcross:

from Alastair Norcross:

from Alan Richardson: