Think of a philosopher. Now think of that philosopher’s signature food, named in honor of said philosopher. What is it called and what is it like?
Derek Parfait – amazingly large ice cream sundae, served with a very very tiny spoon, for your total enjoyment.
Peppermint Patty Churchland – this mouthwatering confection will leave you speechless, mainly because when you eat it you lose the ability to use words like “delicious” or “exciting” or “refreshing” meaningfully.
Pop Hart – kids just won’t listen when they’re hungry; make ’em a Pop Hart and once they’re snacking on this toaster pastry you can bet they’ll recognize your authority to tell them what to do.